I’m Josh. I have a wife and a three-year-old son. I like television. I’ve been told I’m funny, but probably not by you.Tumblr (3.0; @joshteevee)http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kNkxQKGex28?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://popculturebrain.com/post/50847691027/stephen-colbert-gave-an-inspiring-graduation" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">popculturebrain</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Stephen Colbert Gave An Inspiring Graduation Speech To UVA Students On Playboy, The Chinese | <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/uproxx/warmingglow/~3/hhVkFb1mO70/" target="_blank">Warming Glow</a></p></blockquote> <p>Oh sure, Broccoli Rob just HAD to try to outshine the Nard Dog, didn’t he?</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/50850149360http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/50850149360Sun, 19 May 2013 13:58:14 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepyrolizard.tumblr.com/post/49560471650/imagine-the-unimaginative-thepyrolizard-so" target="_blank">thepyrolizard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting</span></p> <p><em>dead sirius</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Ha!</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/49870930240http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/49870930240Tue, 07 May 2013 12:19:56 -0700<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Tvbythenumbers/~3/6xeXD_fPjDQ/">NBC to Air Hour-Long Retrospective Celebrating 'The Office' | Zap2it</a>: <p>So, a documentary?</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/48984056070http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/48984056070Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:33:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a474d9ca6a718e8ef316e626cb75ba7/tumblr_mjvn95BAcz1rmgel4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Awesome.</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/46463686301http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/46463686301Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:26:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a8ca00d608c8ef482f12e40e44723b2/tumblr_mk2o6tDzeb1s67vyfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c32a86360d8f66427366276fa68905e6/tumblr_mk2o6tDzeb1s67vyfo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1296cb584997886fbcc0dcafa1477db/tumblr_mk2o6tDzeb1s67vyfo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51f49bbe52de6c6fa91419ce1f92fe00/tumblr_mk2o6tDzeb1s67vyfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d0cf75c2f6ae9c8914505c7be295c43/tumblr_mk2o6tDzeb1s67vyfo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3aa37c3d6a9ae68fe65525563f03bb59/tumblr_mk2o6tDzeb1s67vyfo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e30cec9e86510339459ad1a68648a20/tumblr_mk2o6tDzeb1s67vyfo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0448ef22912234a929a8917c113da6a/tumblr_mk2o6tDzeb1s67vyfo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trekgate.tumblr.com/post/46000054131/captain-kirks-guide-to-fighting-the-kirk-kick" target="_blank">trekgate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal">Captain Kirk’s guide to Fighting.</p> <ol><li>The Kirk Kick</li> <li>The Kirk Drop Kick</li> <li>The Bowling Ball</li> <li>The Human Projectile</li> <li>The Kirk Chop</li> <li>The Wall of Destruction</li> <li>The Scissor Choke</li> <li>The Kirk Double Fist</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>What episode is the Wall of Destruction from? That’s goddamn hilarious.</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/46301030598http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/46301030598Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:30:29 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcadf2b50b26d036d0476195a4cfd422/tumblr_mjz4b1xibH1qc2xfeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Despite a series of lackluster releases, Depeche Mode remains my favorite band. I streamed their new album, “Delta Machine” on iTunes this morning and jotted down a few first impressions on my Facebook. (Copied and pasted below.)</p> <ul><li><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span class="livetimestamp" title="Wednesday, March 20, 2013 at 10:37am"><strong>“Welcome to My World”</strong> - Good chorus. Not sold on the rest.</span></span></span></li> </ul><ul class="UFIList"><li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentContent"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“Angel”</strong> - Kinda awful. Pretty representative of the sound the band has had since Exciter, which I haven’t cared for.</span></span></span></div> <div class="UFICommentContent"><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span> </span></span></span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentContent"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“Heaven”</strong> - (Not a first impression.) This has really grown on me. Good enough to have been on Ultra.</span></span></span></div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“Secret to the End”</strong> - Whoa. Pretty good for Dave Gahan-written song. But getting desperate for an uptempo song here, guys.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“My Little Universe”</strong> - Kind of an Underworld-y vibe, I guess. I think I like it?</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“Slow”</strong> - Not an uptempo song. Shocker! Harkens back to Songs of Faith and Devotion. Don’t like the crunchy synths.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“Broken”</strong> - WOW! Pre-1988 Depeche Mode still lives! Another Gahan-penned song and another winner.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“The Child Inside”</strong> - It’s the Martin solo! It’s…not one of his best.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“Soft Touch/Raw Nerve”</strong> - An uptempo song…kinda! Never really takes off like it sounds like its going to. Kinda dopey lyrics.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span class="livetimestamp" title="Wednesday, March 20, 2013 at 11:09am"><strong>“Should Be Higher”</strong> - Nothing particularly memorable here.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“Alone”</strong> - More standard modern DM fare, but not bad.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span class="img UFIActorImage _rx"><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“Soothe My Soul”</strong> - 2nd single. Heard it on the radio yesterday. Sounds like a remix of Personal Jesus with new lyrics. I like it, despite it sounding like they’re ripping themselves off.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span><strong>“Goodbye”</strong> - Hmmm. Another one reminiscent of Songs of Faith and Devotion. Weird collision of blues guitar and chirpy synth. Definitely listenable, though.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment"> <div class="clearfix"><span class="img UFIActorImage _rx"><span class="UFICommentBody"><span>OK, that’s it. Nothing with big booming beats, but easily the best record they’ve put out in years. It at least doesn’t commit the sin of being boring. Easily fulfills the three-song rule. Thumbs up, but you have to be in the right mood to listen.</span></span></span> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentActions fsm fwn fcg"><span><span></span></span><a class="UFICommentLikeButton" href="https://www.facebook.com/browse/likes?id=10200890275643189" rel="dialog" target="_blank"><span><br/></span></a></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="UFIRow UFIComment UFILastComment UFILastCommentComponent"> <div class="clearfix"> <div> <div class="clearfix UFIImageBlockContent _42ef"> <div> <div> <div class="UFICommentContent"><span></span><span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span>Ohhhhhh…Flood mixed this album. THAT’S why it sounds so much like the old stuff.</span></span></span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> </ul>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/45850444004http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/45850444004Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:18:00 -0700Depeche ModeDelta Machine<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d2758fd23fb5d0ac6212e6337c02a55/tumblr_mjwudytIld1qd3aawo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hollywooddotcom.tumblr.com/post/45754184384/the-tina-fey-paul-rudd-comedy-web" target="_blank">hollywooddotcom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Tina Fey & Paul Rudd Comedy Web</p> </blockquote> <p>Uhhhh…SNL?</p><p>Also, Wills Ferrell and Arnett should be connected by Blades of Glory.</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/45761655942http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/45761655942Tue, 19 Mar 2013 09:31:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3c56d4d7815a21ffa91dc0766784d12/tumblr_mjkl2c1t2Q1rv74e7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Superman is an asshole!”</p><p><br/>“He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/45233376564http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/45233376564Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:21:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/edda1f9d1e788e6311e9de261659c2f9/tumblr_mjbapcifj11rw6hzpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marvelentertainment.tumblr.com/post/44814851526/check-out-this-first-look-at-skottie-youngs" target="_blank">marvelentertainment</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Check out this first look at Skottie Young’s variant cover to Thanos Rising #1 from the creative team of Jason Aaron and Simone Bianchi! <span><br/></span></p> </blockquote>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/44816562892http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/44816562892Thu, 07 Mar 2013 15:37:46 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ba720be5bec6dcda9de340385bc3000/tumblr_mj7631iImz1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/44638044356/meanwhile-in-asia-of-the-day-this-is-a-picture" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Meanwhile in Asia of the Day</strong></p> <p><span>This is a picture from a “potato party,” the latest weird craze that’s been sweeping across Korea and Japan which involves going to a McDonald’s restaurant and feasting on an absurd amount of french fries right then and there. Earlier last week, several South Korean adolescents were reportedly booted from the fast food restaurant after purchasing more than $250 USD worth of the fried potatoes, but not before snapping several photos that subsequently went viral online.</span></p></blockquote> <p>It was the Welch’s grape soda that got them kicked out. “NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK!”</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/44661187887http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/44661187887Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:29:48 -0800<a href="http://www.deadline.com/2013/02/is-nbcs-up-all-night-experiment-over/">Report: 'Up All Night' Possibly Dead | Deadline</a>: <p>You have to put a bullet in the brain, or else it will keep coming back.</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/43354852147http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/43354852147Sun, 17 Feb 2013 16:13:36 -0800<a href="http://www.vulture.com/2012/12/warner-brothers-cuts-ties-with-secret-kevin-clash-puppet-film-elmo-scandal.html">Warner Bros. Cuts Ties With Secret Kevin Clash Puppet Movie | Vulture</a>: <p>Meanwhile, a puppet movie about Kevin Clash’s secret would be a gold mine.</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/37334852800http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/37334852800Thu, 06 Dec 2012 07:33:14 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5oi1nARh1rd10xoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5oi1nARh1rd10xoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeedceleb.tumblr.com/post/36671407190/new-photos-from-the-set-of-hunger-games-catching" target="_blank">buzzfeedceleb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/tommywes/jennifer-lawrence-gets-soaked-on-the-set-of-hunge" target="_blank">New photos from the set of Hunger Games: <em>Catching Fire</em></a></p> </blockquote> <p>The Hunger Games: Hanging Ten</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/36697558161http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/36697558161Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:51:08 -0800<a href="http://tvline.com/2012/11/27/martin-short-saturday-night-live-snl-host/">Martin Short to Host SNL's Christmas Show Dec 15, With Paul McCartney as Musical Guest | TV Line</a>: <p>Everything old is old again!</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/36682296026http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/36682296026Tue, 27 Nov 2012 12:29:14 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdt1693JnS1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/36213199982/the-earliest-hitchcock-film-the-white-shadow-now" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong>The Earliest Hitchcock Film ‘The White Shadow’ Now Available for Free Streaming</strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable" data-edit-control="textArea" data-edit-key="Description" data-edit-max="1000"> <p>“The Master of Suspense” Alfred Hitchcock’s earliest surviving work on record <em>The White Shadow</em>(1924) is now available for <a href="http://www.filmpreservation.org/preserved-films/screening-room/the-white-shadow-1924" target="blank">free streaming</a> via the National Film Preservation Foundation (NFPF). A tale of two sisters—one good and the other evil—based on Michael Morton’s novel Children of Chance, the silent film was long thought to be lost for decades until it was recovered in the garden shed of New Zealander cinema projectionist Jack Murtagh in 1989 and donated to the NFPF.</p> </div></blockquote> <p>WHERE’S KEN HOWARD?</p><p>(I’m old enough to make that joke.)</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/36217455814http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/36217455814Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:20:37 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3sseotcY1qd3zhao1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bgalrstate.tumblr.com/post/35188353355/new-yorks-hottest-club-is-concession-it-has" target="_blank">bgalrstate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>New York’s Hottest Club is CONCESSION.  It has everything:  Failed Randites, angry babies, bitter Mormon housewives.  Careful of the bouncer, it’s Nate Silver with a chart full of women!  Also, don’t get caught in the car elevator bathroom, because it’s occupied by a guy named Adelson who flushed millions of dollars and now wants to dance with Karl Rove and the Supreme Court in the Dead Sea.  </p> <p>Original <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012/11/06/us/politics/live-election-results.html#sha=acf627424" target="_blank">here</a>.  (Fixed it for <a href="http://hadersgonnahade.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">HadersGonnaHade</a>, <a href="http://billhaderprofessionalliferuiner.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">BillHaderProfessionalLifeRuiner,</a> and <a href="http://fuckyeahbillhader.com" target="_blank">FuckYeahBillHader</a>, etc.)</p> </blockquote>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/35201537534http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/35201537534Wed, 07 Nov 2012 06:11:46 -0800<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/slashfilm/~3/_PrXO4l7D1o/">After Pixar, Marvel and LucasFilm, Is Disney Now Trying To Acquire Hasbro? | /Film</a>: <p>It’s the last piece they need to complete the “Josh’s Entire Childhood” collection.</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/35109855877http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/35109855877Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:52:17 -0800<a href="http://thecomicscomic.com/?p=6888">SNL claims you demanded to see Louis CK, Fun; seeks out more crowd-sourced hosts, musical guests | Comic's Comic</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecomicscomic.tumblr.com/post/34310650706/snl-claims-you-demanded-to-see-louis-ck-fun-seeks-out" target="_blank">thecomicscomic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’d love to see Jonathan Winters host before we need to use a hologram of him instead. But that’s my bright idea. What’s yours?</p> </blockquote> <p>Donald Glover, with musical guest Childish Gambino.</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/34335102405http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/34335102405Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:49:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcclxsjVMB1rv74e7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://doctorlazarus.tumblr.com/post/34163515252/true-story" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">doctorlazarus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>True Story. </p></blockquote> <p>To be fair, she may be the only mother left on Earth (with living children). She could be a shoo-in!</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/34163608232http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/34163608232Tue, 23 Oct 2012 06:42:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfzwcAJcd1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/32966165996/who-wore-it-better-of-the-day-and-now-this-jfk" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Who Wore It Better of the Day:</strong> And now this — JFK Jr. or Buster Bluth?</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/05/arrested-development-jfk-jr-tony-hale_n_1942869.html" target="_blank">huffpo</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>This seems like a MASSIVE spoiler, but then again, you never know with this show.</p>http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/32973261000http://joshteevee.tumblr.com/post/32973261000Fri, 05 Oct 2012 17:48:06 -0700